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	1. "Tonsil Trouble" The face of South Park could change forever when Eric Cartman is diagnosed with an incurable disease, After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality. Air Date: March 12th 2008
	2. "Britney's New Look" When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity. Air Date: March 19th 2008
	3. "Major Boobage" In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, "Heavy Metal", the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set. Air Date: March 26th 2008
	4. "Canada on Strike" The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys. Air Date: April 2nd 2008
	5. "Eek, a Penis!" While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom. Air Date: April 9th 2008
	6. "Over Logging," No one in South Park has internet access and there’s no telling when, or even if, it will come back. Desperation sets in as the fear of the unknown spreads rapidly across the country. When Randy hears there still may be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west in search of a signal.. Air Date: April 16th 2008
	7. "Super Fun Time" Mr. Garrison takes the fourth grade class on an educational field trip to a Pioneer Village where dedicated workers remain in character as their counterparts from the 1800's. Cartman forces Butters to ditch the fanatical townsfolk to go to the amusement center located next door. While the rest of kids are reluctantly learning about the good old days in Colorado, a group of trigger-happy thieves break into the museum and take everyone hostage. Air Date: April 23rd 2008
	8. "The China Probrem" After watching the intimidating opening ceremonies of the recent Olympic games, Cartman understands that the Chinese are only just days away from invading his homeland. While the rest of the American people are haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese. Air Date: October 8th 2008
	9. "Breast Cancer Show Ever" Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. No matter how fired up Wendy is, all bets are on Cartman. Everybody knows a girl can’t fight a boy and win. Air Date: October 15th 2008
	10. "Pandemic" The boys find a way to make money off an international crisis that requires no talent and very little effort. Cartman convinces the other boys to invite Craig to get in on their latest plan. He knows Craig has just what it takes to make their dream a reality. Air Date: October 22nd 2008
	11. "Pandemic 2 - The Startling" The boys are lost in the Andes Mountains where they discover the startling secret behind the attack of the giant guinea pigs. The boys now have the power to rescue their town and the rest of the world from the onslaught but the Head of Homeland Security stands firmly in their way. Meanwhile, Randy bravely documents the destruction while trying to save his family. Air Date: October 28th 2008
	12. "About Last Night" While the country celebrates, the President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely. From the Oval Office, the new Commander-In-Chief assembles his team and prepares for the job ahead. Air Date: November 5th 2008
	13. "Elementary School Musical" Stan realizes he could lose Wendy if he doesn’t get on board with the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary. Cartman would rather kill himself than succumb. But, when Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman all realize that Butters is now more popular than they are, they have no choice but to give in to peer pressure. Air Date: November 12th 2008
	14. "The Ungroundable" Butters is sure he’s seen a vampire at school but he can’t get anyone to listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids can’t tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire. Air Date: November 18th 2008